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Mason

An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).
VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.

Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
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maikon

n. quitter or gay.

A Maikon noun can be often used when describing a homosexual person or someone who quits his job.
- Man, I think I'm gonna quit my job.
- Bah, you're such a Maikon!

or

- Hi, nice to meet you!
- Hi. Are you straight or gay?
- Maikon.
by swrh January 23, 2011
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pull a mason

to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.
fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...
by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009
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Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes
Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!
by StuPedasso May 10, 2012
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Mason

Nobody: Dude did you see how little masons dick is?
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Mason

A very quiet, but cool girl. Usually with dark hair and certain eyes. She always looks mad, but in actuallity, is usually in a good mood, and only looks pissed because she is in deep thought. She'll have a decent body, and face, but she makes up for that with her wicked sense of humor. When you see her around with other guys, you'll get extremely jealous. If you ever hear a high-pitched laugh, a deep voice, or a very loud yell, you'll know it's a Mason. Voices her sexual tensions about a lot of guys, but when she likes a guy, she's the sweetest girl you'll ever have, if you ever get a Mason, dont let her go. And if she ever asks you out, you'd be a fool to say no.
"Look at that girl, she is such a Mason."

Friend "Who was that girl that talked about blowjobs in science today?"

"Oh, that was Mason, but she was just jokeing."

"Who was that guy you were talking to earlier today?"
"... Um, that was Mason, and she's a girl..."

"You're so lucky, you have the sweetest girlfriend ever."
"I know, she is such a Mason".
by Tangy bear May 21, 2012
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Mason

Mason is one of the most althletic kids you will ever meet. He is definitely a keeper and you shouldn't break up with him. He likes Viedo games, likes to hang out with his friends, and loves to play a lot of sports. A Mason is very energetic and is super cute. He has amazing hair and almost always has a six pack.
Wow he is good at hitting a baseball. He is such a Mason
by M and M12345 January 10, 2017
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