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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗
His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!
by Tinarr August 7, 2022
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Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).
I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!
by Tinarr July 18, 2022
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Martinassity

A person called Martin being a smartass over and over and over again
Today Martin is showing alot of Martinassity
by Muldi December 23, 2022
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Marinus and Lilly

Marinus and Lilly..
An endless love combinated with an relationship Like no other.
I promise, That you have Never Seen two people with so big hearts as marinus and Lilly have.

I promise, you have Never Seen two people giving each other so much love Every second, every minute.
They are in an endless love and no one can bring them out of it.. Lilly and Marinus are litterally two idiots which are laughing all the Time together, which are living their lives, giving a fxck about peoples opinion and spreading so much love Like you have Never Seen before.
No matter who Many people Tell them that They are Not good for each other, They still Stick together because They are Like each others halfes.
Lilly and Marinus, The couple which means infinity. ❤️

A random guy: ,,Oohhh Look Over There, i have Never seen a couple which is so happy together and Look everywhere around them is so much Love!‘‘

Another guy: ,, hmmm:) That Must me Lilly and Marinus!‘‘
Endless love: a love Like marinus and Lilly have
by Sunnyy.. February 6, 2023
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Marinus and Lilly

Marinus and Lilly..
An endless love combinated with an relationship Like no other.
1 promise, That you have Never Seen two people with so big hearts as marinus and Lilly have.
1 promise, you have Never Seen two people giving each other so much love Every second, every minute.
They are in an endless love and no one can bring them out of it.. Lilly and Marinus are litterally two idiots which are laughing all the Time together, which are only living their lives Forever together , giving a fxck about other peoples opinion and spreading so much love Like i Swear, you have Never Seen before. No matter who Many people Tell them that They are Not good for each other, They still Stick together because They are Like each others halfes.
Lilly and Marinus, The couple which means infinity.

A random guy: ,Oohhh Look Over There, i have Never seen a couple which is so happy together and Look everywhere around them is so much Love!"
Another guy: „ hmmm:) That Must me Lilly and Marinus!"
An endless love : a love Like marinus and Lillys
by Sunnyy.. February 6, 2023
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Martinin Bobobaba

It's when you southern baba more than the other colon families.
It's usually used with the noun "Grskmmokgji"
This Grskmmokgji is Martinin Bobobabing (Martinin Bobobaba) with Gaze.xex energy.
by MartininBobobaba February 17, 2023
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