Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis Matchmug. Exhibiting the same level of enthusiasm and volume when engaged in a perceived moment of humor by one member of a conversation
He showed me a picture of Yoda with a grammar book in his lap and burst into obnoxious laughter, I couldn't muster the energy to match-laugh.
by sonicstagecoach January 19, 2018
Get the Match-laughmug. When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
by Meatdick April 21, 2018
Get the match in the patchmug. It's a slang used in th e drug world that defines a chick that will lay down for a 5 dollar match at a game room. Also known as a dope hoe or flat backer or a sack chaser.
A match hoe would say, "Hey I really want to play a match at the game room I'll give it up if U will pay me so I can go play."
by Tressmess July 23, 2022
Get the Match Hoemug. by plaathe March 26, 2023
Get the Match attaxmug. Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023
Get the Turd match makermug. 