If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
Get the Joe Mama mug.by Royce24 June 20, 2011
Get the Mama nem mug.Related Words
MAMSA
• Mamsay
• Mamsa dog
• mama
• mama's girl
• mamabird
• mamad
• MAMACITA
• mama guevo
• mamadou
by Kangaroojane June 19, 2008
Get the mama shepz mug.A term given to the noticeable large, very appealing behind of a woman. The level of the woman's attractiveness does not factor into the declaration of a mamacaboose, for a mamacaboose alone is capable of satisfying. This term was coined by a strange little Italian man: our very own, beloved Pistachio Disguisie.
Grandfather Disguisie: "How about her? She could be a good wife for you."
Pistachio: "Yes, she has quite a good mamacaboose!"
Pistachio: "Yes, she has quite a good mamacaboose!"
by dumdumdrummer:P September 8, 2009
Get the mamacaboose mug.name to the fluids released when the fetus bursts through the vagina after birth, eg. the secretions that occur when one becomes a mother
"Damn Mama Secreta, you just had a baby"
"Aw shit, I got your Mama Secretions all over my hand"
"The host of American Idol (Ryan Mama Secrecrest)"
"Aw shit, I got your Mama Secretions all over my hand"
"The host of American Idol (Ryan Mama Secrecrest)"
by studmuffbumbum4 November 14, 2011
Get the Mama Secreta mug.Yeah that's Mama Plateau and her children Larry, Alfie, Steven, and Joshua. And her On again of again boyfriend and maker of hentai Amy
by MamaPlateau December 29, 2014
Get the mama plateau mug.