kalbe

arabic for bitch

woah man, did you see petra today, she was being a kalbe to me.

by juno May 13, 2015

KABOBfest

Eating lots of camel meat at one sitting, while pontificating about sand.

The desert nomads gathered together for the weekly KABOBfest.

by Mohammad Will March 4, 2008

Kalmbach

A girl that prefers to give a blumpkin to any guy she meets because she then doesn't feel bad when she asks for anal sex.

"Damn Man! You definitely Kalmbached her last night!"

by Lil Jon and The Eastside Boys June 7, 2007

Kalabazoo

1. (Noun) Losers who eat shower curtains.
2. (Verb) An action involving losers running in circles.
3. (Noun) A game involving 6 losers, an angry girl, a tennis racket, and a sock.
4. (Noun) Random anything
5. (Noun) A piece of candy only found on Mars, Pluto, or Neptune.
6. (Noun) A loser who plays a guitar, eats a corndog, eats only lemon salt water taffy, and sits on a trombone all at the same time.

1. Why is that Kalabazoo eating our curtains?
2. Look at us Kalabazooing!
3. Uh-Oh, I didn't know we were playing Kalabazoo!
4. Wat a Kalabazoo!
5. Look, fellow Martians, a Kalabazoo!
6. What is that Kalabazoo doing?

by Flapdoodle1112 June 30, 2009

Kalib

Kalib is a legend. He has a little shell around him and finds it hard to open up. When he does open up he is the best to be around. He loses in 2k but does people in battlefield. He is a rapper but doesn’t show it.

oh your friends with Kalib??

your so lucky he’s so chill

by gaynigga1234 May 5, 2019

fruit kabob

A gay or fruity person that has many layers of gayness.

Shane your a fucking fruit kabob!

by Tamefaility December 7, 2016

dirty kalon

When someone dates a Hispanic bitch but really wants to have sex with all of the white girls they know while listening to Ke$ha

Maria got cheated on by that dirty Kalon at the Macklemore concert.

by Lateyoungyveltal April 16, 2020