Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

jewel

jew + well = jewel

1. a well where jews search after precious things in hope to sell them or to show off like jewels

2. a jew who is a well being (jew-well)

3. a well where jews spawn (come out of a hole)

you fucking queer faggot barbie pussy feminine dipshit,hetero means queer sissy faggot,u dumb scum,u like vaginas?u r sick and u r a female,so u r sick transgender that is in another body coz u want vagina,u feminine sissy loser,otherwise u would be manly homosexual as men intented to be u faggot,only pussies like tits and vaginas u parasite subhumanic waste of dog sperm,u r nothing but sick unmanly pussy that isnt masculine enough to be homosexual,hetero means queer,PUSSY

- sincerely, to a jewel

by adolf reagain hitler October 25, 2012

jewel fart

pussy fart pussy fart

self-explanatory pussy fart

by 1whoknowz July 1, 2005

Jewdiligence

Noun - Severe micro-managing and overreaction to the littlest details.

My boss has real Jewdiligence when it comes to running our company.

by Vincent O'neil December 25, 2009

The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts

One of the most prestigous colleges in the US. It is also known for having one of the most expensive application fees: $600. This school is primarily known to accept about 2-3 students who are highly qualified in the art of Jewels. Once done with their schooling, they all become jewelers.

"Oh man! I just got accepted to the Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts!"

"Jerks! I didn't get into The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts! Guess I'll just go to Hampshire!"

"Eff, I can't pay for the effin application fee to The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"I died at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"Let's GO!....The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts"

"Would you like to go to a pants party at The Gens School Of Jewelinary Arts?"

by gens February 2, 2005

Jewelery box

The female version of "the family jewels"

"she just took that baseball to her jewelery box, ouch that's gotta hurt!"

by Tybaltdavies January 2, 2008

emma jewell

Emma jewell is a phrase used to describe a situation that is to tight or moist for you to handle, it is often used as a sex term

Hey this is getting a little emma jewell

by espererodefines April 12, 2017