jesus

1.The leader of the christian religion.
2.An exclamation when something surprises you.
3.how to describe something really good.

1. jesus loves you.
2. jesus christ! that scared me.
3. this juice tastes really good i'll call it jesusjuice.
3. this juice tastes like jesus!

by wolfn8r April 8, 2009

jesus

a unforgiving man who was nailed to a cross and is back for revenge.

Jesus is coming! Run!

by jesse paul May 12, 2007

Jesus

Orignally believed to be a jew, but recent reserch points to him being an undercover agent for God.

Dillon: Ugh!! Your such a Jew!
Kyle: Jesus was a jew.
Dillon: No he wasnt. God just wanted a man on the inside.

by jonny rico May 12, 2009

Jesus

God's only Son & only way to God. Became fully human and still fully God to justify our sins before God. Did this on a wooden cross. Fills us with Himself when we search and ask for it.

Jesus: I did this just for you. Ask me to come into your life and lead you.

by Ella May 13, 2005

jesus

A guy some prick made up in order to make a few dollars. If he really did exist he propably was a schizophrenic man.

The bible is also full of contradictions. Example- Jesus loves everyone, but hates gays.

Religion has also caused more bad then good, with all the wars and stuff. Also jesus is one of the reasons For George W. Bush.

Jesus has buttfucked the world economically, politicly, and emotionally.

by \cool kid/ December 11, 2008

Jesus

He's the Savior of the world, the Son of God. His love is more powerful than anyone elses. Grace and mercy flow from Him. He sits at the right hand of the Father waiting for the moment when He can return for His Bride, that is the Church.

Behold, the Bridegroom is coming. Repent, for the Day of the Lord is at hand.

by King's Daughter July 3, 2006

Jesus

My Mexican buddy from NB that i used to get really shit faced with, back in the day. Together we founded the Unholy Alliance.

Hey Jesus lets go get wasted. And Jesus said on to him "Hells Yeah!!"

by The Fredo August 11, 2008