Jesus

A guy I smoked weed with back in college.
Mike: Hey, Jesus! What's going on, bro?

Jesus: Chillin'.
by Jackass2012 August 21, 2011
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Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.
by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011
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