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Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.
Man that kid is such a major Jesse.
by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
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Jesse

A beautiful girl, who always looks for the best in people, she is sensitive in a good way, and stone cold in the bad. If she ever gets your heart, she will never let it go and her main goal is to make every moment a memory with you. If you ever find a Jesse make sure she stays around because people like her are almost Extinct.
by TraPxGod May 22, 2018
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Jesse

The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
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Jesse

Mentally retarted and is attracted to men
Jesse is gayb
by Jesse is gay April 7, 2019
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Jesse

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!
Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky
by sfb6312 May 18, 2018
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Jesse

(can be used as a girl or boy name, in this case, a girl)
Jesse can also be shortened to Jes.
Jes is a sweet fun loving person who try's her best to be herself but often ends up acting in a way to please others...she often exerts power over others because she's insecure. She's shy at first but once you get to know her she's happy to be her goofy self around you, she probably has a younger sibling who she loves deeply even though she doesn't tell him/her nearly enough. Jesse is always laughing but under that goofy/smiley exterior is a guarded person who is scared and broken. Shes well driven and has a good work ethic, when she sets her mind to something... it's done, written in stone. Jesse is often fun to be around and an all-around good friend, someone who you are lucky to have in your life.
Im lucky to have Jesse as my friend.
by rainbowchild143 October 15, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a very angry person. He may get angry with many things that you say. Although he is very caring, you can not make him mad.
Man, he is a Jesse
by sophia is crazy 504673 October 28, 2019
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