i'd immobilize you

fuck the shit out of you so you can't walk

i'd immobilize you when i come over

by gooooooey December 18, 2016

Imhotep

Imhotep is a name given to a man that preforms the most deeds, to the highest level of any gay male. He is the creator of the faggotism act.

And on this day Logan turned into Imhotep

by Longshlong10 October 11, 2022

IMNHO

Short for In My No Homo Opinion. Used when a straight male needs to give another straight male some sort of fashion, dating, or otherwise generally effeminate advice.

"Dude, should I dye my hair brown?"

"No, IMNHO it looks better blonde."

by John WK May 29, 2007

immotus

the best Defence of the Ancients player in the known universe.

"Holy shit! immotus just pawned everyone because he owns at DOTA"

by thekingofnopants March 16, 2004

immotus

the word that means kyle owns corey.. =O

corey walked down the street and steped on a landmine. kyle yells *IMMOTUS*

by strongbad March 17, 2004

Immortal fish

DAm stupid parrot fish that wont die even with bleach in the water

dam immortal fish, they wont die even tho i put bleach in the water

by supple sides of bacon October 16, 2009

Immortal Dragon

An ugly girl (dragon) who is so utterly unattractive that she is actually "unslayable"

Dude I was trying to just get laid last night but the only girl who wasnt already with a guy was an Immortal Dragon

by maniacmixklutz May 23, 2011