Hung like a witch 

Executed or suicide by hanging. Same as hung like a horse thief, hung like a murderer, or other criminal executed by hanging.

Al DeGuzman is hung like a witch! He hung himself in prison the year after he was going to blow up De Anza College.

Hung like a witch by Thomas Bailey June 22, 2008

hung smile

The quick smile a woman has when she randomly recalls the size of her ex boyfriends extraordinary huge penis.

Mel: "I once went out with a guy who was hung like a horse."

Mark: "Wipe that hung smile of your face girl, you left him years ago"

hung smile by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

hung by my own noose 

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

hung by my own noose by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

hung like a heathen 

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

hung like a heathen by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016

hung up on my secretary 

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

hung up on my secretary by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

hung like an outlaw 

an outlaw in the wild west would be hung. this phrase is used to refer to the size of your penis as the same size as the rope.

Oh my god, Mark's cock was so big, he's hung like an outlaw!

hung like an outlaw by hevx May 26, 2017

hung duck 

A male Asian with an uncommonly large penis.

Dang that guys a hung duck.

hung duck by porkulated donkey sauce June 21, 2017