Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

hellsite

A particularly shitty website.

Because the admins won't get rid of the Nazis, Twitter has become a veritable hellsite.

by Failord October 29, 2017

mudd helmet

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet

Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!

by mechy20 July 12, 2006

Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.

"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"

by kokoXcore November 4, 2008

helmet scrubbing

the act of sucking dick
synonym of blow job, and beanie waxing

brianna was helmet scrubbing on some stranger, when her man walked in and proceeded to smack his bitch up.

by tom & amy May 25, 2004

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006