Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

dirty hahmoni

The act of pulling out of a long sloppy anal session and running your dick between her lips like she is playing an harmonica just to get it clean!

Guy: She did a Dirty Hahmoni and played that harmonica like a redneck on crack.

by Splatter191 April 16, 2020

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008

Hammocking

The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.

man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”

man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022

hammock driver

Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.

Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.

by blake stephens January 9, 2008

Hammondism

The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."

A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.

"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."

"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."

by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022

Nuke Hammock

The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face

yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?

That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face

by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012