Hammondism

The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."

A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.

"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."

"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."

Hammondism by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022

hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.

dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains

hammonds plains by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019

hamoodism 

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.

Hamoodism is an epik religion

hamoodism by Hamoodist January 8, 2018

Hammonds Hat

A helmet with skidmarks

Pulled it out to find none other than Hammonds hat

Hammonds Hat by Joe Smiff October 3, 2018

Hammondsport 

A small village in Upstate New York that resides at the southern end of Keuka Lake that is filled with tourists and honeymooners who think it is the best small town on earth but once you live here you realize that it's only sort'of nice in the summer and all people do is sit around and smoke large amounts of weed.

Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!

Person B: You're shitting me.

Hammondsport by anhportlocal September 21, 2011

Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

Hammonism by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

hamoodism 

The religion of Hamood Habibi, Camello, and Camood, three gods from this religion.

Have you heard of Hamoodism? It’s a great religion!

hamoodism by Mikael Robertson January 8, 2018