Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guitarist

One who plays the guitar... well. No one cares enough to call you a guitarist if you suck, they'll just say that you play the guitar. You have to have some sort of skill level to be adressed as a guitarist.

Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Slash, Randy Rhodes, Carlos Santana, Joe Satriani, Kirk Hammett, George Lynch, and Ted Nugent. THOSE are guitarists.

by REDWHITEnCrue25 September 15, 2005

grandpa's guitar

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

by Mike Nap December 28, 2007

Guitar'ded

Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.

Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded

by Clay December 10, 2004

Guatamalen Gator Roll

When giving a woman oral sex, one latches onto her clitoris with his front teeth. He then proceeds to death roll as if he were a gator killing its prey. Also when a woman death rolls on a male's genetalia.

My girlfriend gave me a sand job last night and I haven't been able to walk all day. I'm gonna get her back with a guatamalen gator roll.

by Fuck Bandit October 11, 2009

Guitar

an instriment that helps people expresse themselves and let other people get there feelings too through any type of music

jimi hendrix played the guitar and made people feel good

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

guitar

A stringed instrument that is a great thing to play and have fun with. 99% of all guitarists are musically illiterate. Infact, I play guitar and I can't read music, but I'm much better than any of my friends who can. Guitars are a great way to express yourself, have fun, get a good vibe goin, and impress buddies and chicks. And yes, guitars do pick chicks up.

Damn! Now that, is a sexy guitar. God, if that was a girl, I'd fuck it in a second.

by E-Money June 24, 2003