Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019

Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

by NiraMillson April 9, 2021

The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

by ‘Tana August 1, 2019

goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

by edrsta November 14, 2022

Gaffed off

Getting blown off; the act of blowing off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

or

He's been gaffing me off

by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010

giraffic

To be more like a giraffe.

That print is more giraffic than the other.
I will have them design it more giraffic for you.

by lala620 May 20, 2015