Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.
"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"
by Eric Wood September 21, 2005
Get the dutch goggles mug.A descriptive phrase in which someone spends a large quantity of time away from the opposite sex....(PHILMONT.....I WANNA GO BACK TO PHILMONT). In doing so, the member of the opposite sex appears rather attractive seeing as that person is most likely the first you have seen in a long period of time.
Todd: Damn, you see that chick? DECENT!!!
Mike: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Chris: Ouch man, you have terrible Camp Goggles
Jacob: -mumble-
Mike: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Chris: Ouch man, you have terrible Camp Goggles
Jacob: -mumble-
by Smitty2009 August 19, 2007
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Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.
by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006
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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!
by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006
Get the Beer Goggles Bitch mug.A week before High School was over I got Graduation Goggles. Even though I hated everyone I went to school wtih.
by CmeDiG April 30, 2011
Get the Graduation Goggles mug.Any number of goggle-wearing protagonists found in anime and manga. Characterized by massive aviator or welding goggles worn around the neck or head. If there is a group of misfit kids, the goggleboy is always the leader. Usually spiky-haired and hyperactive, goggleboys are a staple of the media along with catgirls and giant robots.
Contrary to the name, goggleboys do not always need to wear goggles. Non-functioning sunglasses, bandannas, or just extra spiky hair along with single-minded determination and hyperactivity qualify for goggleboy status. Not all goggle wearing boys qualify for goggleboy status.
Tai and all his successors from Digimon are eponymous to the goggleboy image.
Contrary to the name, goggleboys do not always need to wear goggles. Non-functioning sunglasses, bandannas, or just extra spiky hair along with single-minded determination and hyperactivity qualify for goggleboy status. Not all goggle wearing boys qualify for goggleboy status.
Tai and all his successors from Digimon are eponymous to the goggleboy image.
"Just cause your obnoxious and wearing those speedo goggles around your neck, doesn't mean I'm going to follow you though the woods."
"But I'm the goggleboy! I've got tons of cute charisma so you have to do what I say."
"No. Just, no."
"But I'm the goggleboy! I've got tons of cute charisma so you have to do what I say."
"No. Just, no."
by skypiratejack November 14, 2007
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by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007
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