a slang reference for the urban dictionary website. A derogatory term used when urbandictionary.com hates on you and your defined word and does not post it.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 18, 2007
A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.
Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010
When an androgynous looking lesbian women appears slightly more male then female. Usually husky in physique.
While working out at the gym I noticed that the gesbian next to me was benching twice my weight. I think her spotter was her bitch.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts November 24, 2009
When a man and women are engaged in intercourse using the "doggy-style" position and the man pulls out the moment before climax calls his partners name and when she turns around he ejaculates in her eyes. Also known as the, "White Out" or "Gooey Goggles".
by koboldakawillywonkanuts November 22, 2007
When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts November 29, 2007