the gloat

While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"

by Taylor20 February 4, 2008

Global Test

1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.

I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.

by Evull-E November 4, 2004

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009

gLoader

Cheap ass digital hoes who bend over for behavioral tracking and advertising bombardment in exchange for "free" digital services like gmail.

gLoaders are often unaware that "Android is open" is short for "Android users' assholes are wide open and gapin' for the takin'."

by helterskellter April 20, 2011

gloatation

To stunt or showboat one's accomplishments.

My gloatation for the day is that I moved in 100 people in under 60 days!

by HWC October 3, 2012

Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.

The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!

by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013

gloat fairy

Fascist rude neighbour with a god complex. S.s.s.o.b. Standard Subaru. Sob. Prone to mating with donkey faced pseudo female types. Calmungry boydugikly

Dent head is a real gloat fairy

by belaDonay November 27, 2016