Fuckwich

1)Being stuck in the middle of two bad things, or 2)having two bad things happen in a row.

Man I {in Mario Kart} got blue shelled then lightning bolted, it was a total fuckwich! (Original inception of the word)

by Squee45 August 17, 2009

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Fuckitupism

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

Guy who got fucked up :

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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

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fuckito

A small or little fuck. From the Spanish diminutive suffix: -ito.

To be honest, I give a fuckito.

by garbage_day May 11, 2016

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Fucktwit

A person who posts on Twitter with absolutely no idea

Johnny: hey did you see my post on twitter yesterday?
Jenny: the one where you said that the earth was actually a triangle?
Johnny: yeah!
Jenny: you’re such a fucktwit

by Opc10 March 20, 2019

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