Fearling

Largely imaginary fearful 'Spirits' mostly generated by the *Market Dictatorshop* Faschism's 'Schemedia' imagichicanery*; constantly though not necessarily consciously* generated by Language - and perhaps especially English - It's use, misuse and disuse.

*not necessarily consciously -

"We are dual existences, denizens of two worlds, the rational world of phenomena and the irrational world 'in itself'. Only a Natural Ethics capable of appealing to both can lay claim to stability. Yet in truth there is only one world."

- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944

This particular Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction* 'Opinion Piece' created many fearlings among the population, always marshaled towards and corralled into 'Conservatism', usually of the *BroadChurch* variety.

by PartisanZ July 19, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022

Floring

A type of flirtation where you want to fuck the living shit out of someone

“I’m Floring with you”

by Timmyymmymymtmy September 8, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Farlingerer

A colloquial Victoria, BC term for someone who murders dolphins for sport. It's a really nasty pejorative.

"Brian is a real Farlingerer!"
"You son of a gun, I will kill your entire family like he murdered those dolphins."

by BBKeys September 22, 2022

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023