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Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.
by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022
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Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.
Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022
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Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.
Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.
by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023
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Filipinx

(Pronounced Fi-li-pin-eks)

North Americans of Filipino Descent.

While proud of their heritage, due to the cultural differences of their community with the Philippine Population, especially with issues of gender and racial inclusivity, they could not fully identify themselves as Filipino. Hence, the need to coin a new term to describe their identity.

This has also brought about the birth of a new dialect within the Filipino Language, the Filipinx Dialect, which seeks to correct words that they have deemed non-inclusive. Examples of which are Titx (For Uncles and Aunts) and Lolx (For Grandparents)

Etymology:

Filipino-ex

Filipino - refers to the inhabitants or descendants of the Philippine Nation
Ex - Prefix or Suffix to denote former
I am a Filipinx. My Filipino grandparents migrated to the USA in the 70s, and our family has been here ever since. I was born here, and I grew up here. I don't fully speak a Philippine Native Language, but would like to learn, especially if it could be more inclusive to other genders and races.
by BSDTK September 8, 2020
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filipino

OK.....filipino's are ASIANS!!!! get it right.... not Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders are like people from Samoa, Tonga, Cook Is etc. Filipino's act black and think they can fight but really they just asians with darker skin. so thats ALL you need to know about the filipino race. So when you see a filipino say to them "stop tryin to be black... your not" and dont worry because they wont do anything as long as your with a samoan/tongan...!!
Hey filipino boy! You aint black..
he says "what the fuck u say?"
(big samoan/tongan dude steps infront of you)
and then you say "WATTTTTT".....
by kai-tenga July 27, 2006
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Filipino Finger Job

A Filipino Finger Job the sexual act (involving at least 1 male) of jamming you or your partner's finger(s) inside of the male's penis hole.
Honey instead of fingering you, how about you finger me? I want a Filipino Finger Job
by Fatty Buccha July 19, 2011
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