Felipe Ortiz

A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.

Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz

Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz

Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz

by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019

fellaticake

While receiving head if at any time, for any reason fecal defication occurs, excluding use of a toliet such act will be described as fellaticake

Angies blowie was so trash I had to give her a fellaticake so I could get the fuck out of there

by it's_grill January 5, 2022

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

magicfingers feldman

A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.

That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.

by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008

fucking fell in the snow

Expression used to quickly explain a terrible night or situation when it truly sucked.

Dude how was your night.
Fucking fell in the snow

by anon2248 January 16, 2011

John Feldmann

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

Lord Fellaini

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

by luciensias July 16, 2018