Fitter

The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.

Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.

Person 2: Where did you hear that?

Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.

by Rand-m June 15, 2009

Survival of the Fittest

When you are at school and your mom hasn’t picked you up yet and you have 5 dollars in your bag for cris

Hey, this feels like Survival of the Fittest.

by Not a Gnelf, but a gnome. January 23, 2019

Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.

God I love him!
He's as Fittie as a McVittie Biccie

by X April 1, 2005

Fictosexual

Another pose for people who wants to be interesting..

"Hey, I'm a heterosexual 15yo but it's not cool enough and I decided to identify myself as fictosexual snowflake so I can join the LGBT now and talk about my coolness untill my puberty ends."

by BuffalosLilDoggie February 12, 2018

fitted

Adjective used (primarily by women) to describe clothing that is extremely tight, typically covering bare skin, yet leaving very little to the imagination. It is intended to apply to situations where the subject woman wears the subject clothing in a business or office environment where it is borderline inappropriate, yet the woman is trying to legitimize the article of clothing.

Man to woman - Your shirt is tight, I can see your nipples popping out of your chest!

Woman to man - No, it's fitted. My jeans, on the other hand, now those are tight.

by Tyler M299 April 9, 2008

Fitties

Girls that are apart of the Facebook group called "Boston Directioners" These girls are literally legends, they've gotten shout outs from; Lily Halpern, One Direction US and even Liam Payne from One Direction. If you're a fittie you're one of the most attractive people that has ever existed. If the boys of One Direction met you they would go into cardiac arrest. Everyone wants to either be a fittie or know one. Fitties dominate the world of One Direction. They consider each other sisters rather than just directioners. Every fittie has a best friend. #fitties4lyfe

and there's Kyle too.

Person #1: Did you see that girl over there, she's hot.
Person #2: Dude, that's because she's one of the fitties.
Person #1: WHOA a fittie?!
Person #2: Oh yeah *takes shirt off because so attracted to fittie*
Person #1: I see Kyle *fangirls*

by The Fittie Momma October 24, 2012

Tight Fitting

When Chad Knaus asks Jimmie Johnson what he's doing "down there" in a Kobalt Tools commercial, Jimmie Johnson answers "tight fitting" It's a synonym for anal sex.

You might call what JB and Gurndeep do together as "tight fitting"

by ZebFAN06 September 26, 2010