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evacuation pacifier

A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.

In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.

Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.
by Diveboy (paul v) October 11, 2006
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Evaculation

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.
Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.
by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010
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Evacalation

Another type of word that is the same as evacuation or evaculation. To escape a dangerous thing such as Fire, Hurricane, flood, etc.
We heard a lot about the evacalation, so we decided to know whats best and do what is right.
by MemoryMake September 12, 2017
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premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008
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Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.
Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.
by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014
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Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.
by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
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Supremature Ejaculating

When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.
Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.
by Hardi B May 8, 2020
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