couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

Gaping Dragon

When you fist someone and then pour hot sauce into their gaping asshole

The Gaping Dragon he gave his girlfriend was amazing!

by Woked Ox January 23, 2020

cock breathing dragon

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn

Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!

by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017

Reverse Purple Dragon

When you pull down a girls pants to eat her out and her dick slaps you in the forehead leaving the mark of a purple dragon

Yo this bitch gave me a reverse purple dragon last night

by TheJewKiller678 May 28, 2018

tony stan dragon god

Lord Tony Stan Dragon God is the only god everyone should prey to Lopez. Lopez pronons are Tony/Lopez. You better obey every single one of Lopez orders or else Tony will send Lopez army of idious and distasteful birds. (Tony are presently on vacation at Prythian with Lopez mates.)

THE lord tony stan dragon god thinks that all benjey fans are such treasures, you just want to bury them. Tony also wonders wether they are aware that their birth certificate are an apology letter from the condom factory.

by tony stan dragon god September 16, 2020

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.

"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

by Igorius Christo April 17, 2008

Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012