dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

The biggest monster cock you've ever seen!

Pulling pants down and being amazed by her dick

by Pro_handler July 16, 2020

Dick

A big pencil used for penetration in a stretch armstrong

Put your dick In me

by ( ͡°З ͡°) May 4, 2018

dicked

To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.

girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."

by humblebeee December 17, 2013

Dick

A thing a guy uses when he is unable too speak

Danielle:can you do the dishes
Jye:*whips the dick out*

by Whipsitout69 January 1, 2020