caking

To have a very big butt that makes your body looks nice, but not fat.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Jessica lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, but I heard she caking!"

by angelpotter October 28, 2011

cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003

crakin

A mystical and unpredictable sea creature that is most commonly found in the lakes spotted around British Columbia, Canada.

It's shell like form, pink top and blue bottom, are all inviting features to help it in it's attempts to snatch up innocent lake goers with it's hidden, but deathly sharp teeth.

The Crakin is roughly the size of a pool floaty.

The Crakin's favorite place to reside is Lake Osoyoos. It's slimly lake floor is the ideal habitat for the slime-breathing creature. And the high concetration of people on the the beaches, makes finding a meal easy for the crakin.

'I just saw the Crakin!'
'Did it look like a poll floaty and have a pink top?'
'YEAH'
"duuuuddddeee. you saw the Crakin!"

by f a c k June 16, 2009

Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.

Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?

by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016

cracking wabs

'Wabs' is an English slang term for particularly volumous yet pert breasts.
Usually, these are found on women who are in their early twenties and carry a little too much weight to be considered skinny yet not enough to be considered overweight.

"That's girls looking at you"
"The skinny one?"
"No, the one with the cracking wabs'"

by Pliskin89 April 20, 2016

Caking

To dry hump.

Only extremely attractive people may call it 'caking' though.

Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'

by analcaking August 16, 2012

Craning

Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas

Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love

by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009