The Barzaga Complex is a self-destructive state that occurs among men resulting from the fear of small genitals. Though rarely observed in nature, the complex is often spawned by sexual underperformance. It is easily diagnosed by long-term celibacy, manstration, and lack of confrontation of fellow males. See also, micropenis.
"Whats up with your friend today?"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"
by gmoney10 March 21, 2017
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Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.
Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.
1. To be completely honest, I really think you complain too much... Wait I didn't phrase that right!
2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.
Mike-Actually that is false
Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.
2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.
Mike-Actually that is false
Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.
by M.F.Rogers June 30, 2009
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by I'mwithBeardy April 2, 2011
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A: wtf did I just read.
B: It's Complex b, what do you expect.
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