couch coma

1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons

"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"

by downplay August 21, 2009

computer coma

The spaced out, staring off into the computer screen without a thought of what to do next.

I found myself sitting at the desk waking up from a computer coma that lasted 5 mintues.

by dafudaloiz October 5, 2011

Zoom coma

The state of lethargy that you feel after a full day of Zoom meetings or after an extra-long Zoom call.

Bro, that 95 person Zoom call was exhausting! I know, I'm in Zoom coma.

by Fernandito May 10, 2020

cojax

Upper class hobo. Normally wearing normal clothes but still begs for money. The "Covert ops" of the hobo class person.

The cojax down the street - that is, the n-bomb with ripped jeans (GANGSTA!) - begged me for money.

by xRay_ December 5, 2004

coon coma

the lethargic effect felt after consumption of large meal and/or snack. 2. bodily mechanism responding to recent ingestion of pork (similar to the effects of triptophan in turkey on caucasians, see also: temporary thanksgiving syndromeTTS)

after my breakfast of pickled-pigs feet, grits, babyback porkribs & southern-fried chicken my debilitating coon coma prevented my appearance at work.

by lazy nig February 28, 2008

Coma

The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.

I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.

by rufus pennywhistle April 4, 2006

Food Coma

The act of eating so much delicious food that you want to sleep for a long time.

I got the double down yesterday, and I swear dude, I was in a food coma

by KiddThePrincess January 16, 2011