Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

Couch Method

In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill

"ha nice play, but that couch method doe"

by Xsub August 22, 2021

Reverse Couch Maneuver

The "bro move" of spinning a couch around to face a wall to give some privacy to a couple at a party. Term first coined by Shane Anemone

Bro 1: "Yo there's so many people here I can't hook up with her."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."

by The Bury March 3, 2015

Crusty Couch

A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.

Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!

by XXXrolland September 20, 2016

Norwegian couch hippo

The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.

The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch

by Shipwrecked April 23, 2022

fall off the couch

to be depressed after being happy or excited. Refer to ‘jump the couch’.

The boy was informed that he passed the exam; but when he came to know later that he had actually failed, he fell off the couch (past form of fall off the couch).

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2012

pouch in the couch

when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch

I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.

by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017