c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

booty clapper

when a female manages to make her ass clap in a glorious way

twerking but not exactly more like booty clapper

by wsnoop86 January 27, 2014

chappette

Feminine version of chap, similar to lass or lassie.

Listen up chaps and chappettes!

by Kate McCullough September 14, 2008

Chopper Squad

The action of swinging ones penis around in a motion mimicking that of a helicopter's blades (but not over your head) thus sending more blood to the end of the penis and making it look bigger if the need should arise.

Dan needed to make his package look bigger for the photography shoot, so performed Chopper Squad to semi.

by IAN ID January 13, 2009

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

hot-ass clapper

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

by Livi January 7, 2005

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006