lenny's definitions

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004

bubbagina

Female genitalia resembling large, flappy beef curtains.

"Look at the bubbagina on that stripper!"

by Lenny April 24, 2004

twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 2, 2004

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

Mugglenet

The best Harry Potter website in the world. Is funny, but also a good place for HP updates.

Muggle 1: Mugglenet rocks!
Muggle 2: I totally agree!

by Lenny December 31, 2004

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

heylo

an angelic way of saying hello... comonly used in slang conversations :P

heylo motherfucker!!!

by lenny April 5, 2004