twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 02, 2004

dental

A word repeated together with the words PLAN, LISA, NEEDS, and BRACES to form a hilarious comody sketch.

So long dental plan...

Dental plan... lisa needs braces...

by lenny November 04, 2003

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

heylo

an angelic way of saying hello... comonly used in slang conversations :P

heylo motherfucker!!!

by lenny April 05, 2004

Len

A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.

So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?

by Lenny April 23, 2005

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005