the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic
by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021

by JoopMaster April 15, 2022

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

If u ever find this nigga he might say he is strong but he’s not he’s going to try to wrestle if he’s on u get him off then slap the shit out of him then he might say I got asthma or ni gga
by Black anime nigga December 19, 2019
