crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
by flaccid grass September 25, 2021
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Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic
"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"
by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015
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Chimp on your shoulder

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021
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Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.
P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball
by JoopMaster April 15, 2022
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Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.
Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"
by Sad Crab November 28, 2020
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4’10 chimp Cameron

If u ever find this nigga he might say he is strong but he’s not he’s going to try to wrestle if he’s on u get him off then slap the shit out of him then he might say I got asthma or ni gga
Oh shit it’s 4’10 chimp Cameron
by Black anime nigga December 19, 2019
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