Beaded Curtain

When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.

Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!

by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011

Bealed

When you are playing a 15 year old game and your main tank quits mid fight after being verbally sexually assaulted. It can also refer to an ancient technique of manipulating genitals in young able primates.

Damn dude i think the whole raid just got bealed...

by long dong withers October 22, 2020

Bealeshit

A special type of bullshit spoken by the current manager of Sevco FC. Often lapped up by the connoisseurs of succulent lamb AKA the Scottish Mainstream Media

When explaining why you are still 9 points behind your greatest rivals, use Bealeshit and state the following “ “The difference is nine points but we've only played each other once and they won that game, deservedly. So the difference should be three points, shouldn't it?”

by batumi 95 February 5, 2023

Beales

A bald man with no hair. Often likes to hit the griddy and be a maths teacher. He playes for AFC Bournmouth

We've got BEALES, super jonny BEALES, i just dont think you understant.

by Jon Beales May 2, 2023

Bealed

To mess something up, be that breaking, damaging or in anyway destroying an object or individual.

Simon really bealed that pallet.

by Jay Dog Woof April 3, 2024

balemith

some thin that is either big or humungous

Your sister is balemithly fat

by Dr. Eggroll August 29, 2005

BalenoMachino

1.8 SPORTS Gtx Baleno is comonly found with old ladys and mums except for some balenos thats are boganised by people fucking the back suspension and bouncing the limiter alot the balenomachino was worshipped by a family of rats then the only son of the family of rats killed his family and stole the sacred Baleno to cut laps and do skids the interior is always stained with bourban and smells of buds this is how u identify the machino baleno from a nana baleno

person 1), "fuck did u see that blue wagon doing 160 down moorhouse with that fat dude screaming out the window"

person2), "That Baleno is not just any Baleno its a BalenoMachino"

by Captain Skids December 2, 2009