ageitated

The feeling that a man gets when he cant tell if a girl is 14 or 21. so he doesn't know if he can hit on her without going to jail

Jeremy saw the girl in his building that he likes a lot. But he cant tell if those legs and that butt are underage or not. He was very ageitated, so he went upstairs to spend another night alone.

by mrfink June 16, 2011

Admitibating

Admitting to masturbating at any given moment to anyone

Shaun has been admitibating to so many people lately

by triple x rated May 11, 2014

AGEitis

A general term to describe any number of age related maladies

I wake up wondering, which part of my body will the AGEitis show up in today?

by Chefspam April 13, 2015

admitification

The viability of a candidate for admittance into an elite group, and concordantly the process by which they are admitted.

i.e. We need to assess the admitification of our Program Consultants

by airdog August 7, 2015

amitard

a person who's fed from weed pizza and attention and likes to cringe. amitard is also known to be very awkward sometimes and not dank at al
Amitard= amitai+retard

"stop dabbing you stupid bitch you look like an amitard"

by biguzivert September 17, 2017

admitive

To be forthcoming or submissive

You are very admitive about your life

by Bsu199 May 31, 2018

admittal

MILITARY - A formal, professional disclosure or confession provided in the interest of integrity and transparency, admitting to having made a mistake or engaged in acts of misconduct in one's past.

In order to enlist in the United States Army, I was compelled to formally submit a "self admittal" up the chain of command explaining in detail every law enforcement encounter I had in my past, and why I still believed it would be in the Army's best interests to consider me for enlistment and acceptance dispite my criminal background discrepancies.

by ajl1776 June 1, 2018