Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

Have ice cream in the woods by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

Jewish ice cream slab 

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

Jewish ice cream slab by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Chocolate and vanilla cream 

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

Chocolate and vanilla cream by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine 

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine by Doomnator September 20, 2021

The artesian ice cream machine 

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

The artesian ice cream machine by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Berries and Cream 

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

Berries and Cream by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

Berries and cream 

berries and cream
new starbursts. the commercial made it popular
Little lad has a bad english accent.

guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?

English guy - pardon me. what kind of starbursts did you just say?

guy - berries..

English guy - berries and what else?

guy - and cream

English guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

Berries and cream by slayer3000 September 22, 2021