BEER ASS

WHEN YOU GET THE SHITS THE DAY AFTER DRINKING.

I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE BAD BEER ASS TODAY!

by LIZ LAWSON August 21, 2008

mom ass

A young person who has, well, an ass like a mom has.

A: Hey fathead, check out the mom ass on that broad at 3 o clock
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass

by Freddy Z July 4, 2005

ass spelunking

A prank played on someone who is sleeping. When you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. May cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.

John was the first one to fall asleep, so Manuel sent him ass spelunking. Man was he pissed.

by Notorious R.E.D. and S Bizzle December 9, 2008

Ass Clown

Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:

- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.

That ass clown lived off me for a year, and never paid rent.

by CalisDead May 4, 2009

Ass Slap

A pat of the butt, used by male athletes used to signify a good play/move.

Joey ass slapped me after I hit a homerun.

by GangstaT-man January 18, 2009

suck ass

of such inferior quality as to boggle the mind

This is an aweome song! It's too bad the station sucks ass to the max!

by MM from BB November 11, 2003

ass rape

Something that you really don't want to do, or exhausts you

"Doing all this homework is like ass rape!"

by Christy January 15, 2003