Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

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horsebone

An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.

1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?

2 Dude, horsebone rules.

3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?

horsebone by Z Diddy March 2, 2005

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horseradish hose

Common slang for Penis, dick, cock. Horseradish representing semen.

Max Unleashed his horseradish hose on Jordan

horseradish hose by TheBox May 12, 2007

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Horsed Up

Fucked up off Horsy Sause, or getting fucked up off horsy sause.

yeah i did that to your mom's roommate, i was horsed up.

Horsed Up by Jonnymiller666 January 20, 2009

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