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jesus

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake
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Jesus

by THE GOD OF DICTIONS September 23, 2022
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Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."
by D-Big April 7, 2017
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jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special
IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ
by DNA POOP March 10, 2021
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Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft
Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece
by Jahnutz August 3, 2024
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Jesus

A guy the church has made look like a superhero to sell people their agenda. What if Jesus was a short fat guy who had dark, curly, bushy hair and olive skin? A guy that looked more like what people think Friar tuck would look like than what Robin hood would look like, except a little bit more Mediterranean on the surface.
There are fair skinned European looking Jews now, after thousands of years of living in Europe, but back in the time of Jesus, a Jew from a part of Asia bordering the Mediterranean was unlikely to look like what the Church described him as, if he was ever a real person and not a myth.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
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