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New England 

Well if u think about its the most preppiest area of the united states, with states such as connecticut, maine, new hampshire, mass., rhode island, and vermont whats not to like? yes most of these states are where money lives, and yes they are filled with preppy people, but they have some of the best food, shopping, vaction and etc. now i think this because im a preppy so yea... anyway not to mention they were some of the most early settlements.
guy- hey i have to go to new england know anything about it?
guy2- how did u survive school?
New England by JonnyWA December 15, 2008

New Hotness 

To refer to something as being better than a previous ownership. Mostly used when talking about cars. Made famous by J.W.A.S!
Yo did u check out Josh's new hotness? Much better than that p.o.s Escort he used to have.
New Hotness by Johnny Blaze April 15, 2004
The only place where everyone can be in one place and yet mind their own business, whether it being on their blackberry or being deep in thought, with the occasional run-in all try to avoid. You barely even notice other people. You can be wearing the silliest Lady Gaga outfit and nobody will even give you a second look. It's the only place that isn't a community; so many people within the thirteen miles and yet you don't know anyone except your close circle of friends. The hottest eligible bachelors are found here. You don't need to be a New Yorker to fit in, because standing out is exactly what it means to fit in there. It is globally known for its diversity and rich culture and for its success in the film and business industry. You can come to New York to pursue whatever dreams you have. And also, New York City is home to many. Just don't wear any "I <3 NY" souvenirs and you'll fit right in -- they scream out tourist and have "tourist" written all over it. And don't stand in the corner of the sidewalk looking at a map.
*Woman on the sidewalk looking at map, wearing an I <3 NY sweater*
Man: Tourist?
Woman: Yeah, how'd you know?
Man: Well, for starters, native New Yorkers don't ever wear those sweaters. And most natives know how to get around without looking at a map.
Woman: Oh well, thank you. How do you get from Madison to Fifth Avenue?
New York by I'm Kate April 24, 2011

New Jersey 

I'm from jersey, and i have always lived there, until now. My family sadly has just moved outside of the country for my dads job. And it is extremly hard only being able to go back to NJ only twice a year. I love New Jersey so much, and when i talk about everyday in school, the only responces i get are, "hahahaha ur from new joisie!!!" They just dont know, they havent even been to america. There are so many ways to define new jersey so its hard to pick a definition..the people are so nice, sure bad driving (but thats wat makes it fun) no not every person in new jersey relates to someone from the tv show "jersey shore", parts can be poor, but also have the richest towns in the nation. Bruce Sprinsteen, julia childs are from NJ. We have one of the best collages in the nation.....so thats right haters, u dont know how jersey is.....so stop hatin.
example:
hater: hahahaha ur from JOISIE
jersian: no, im from New Jersey
hater: no its pronounced JOISIE
jersian: yea how do u know i have an accent
hater: cause everybody from JOISIE does
jersian:have u ever been there?
hater: ..no
jersian: right, enough said
New Jersey by summitsister2468 June 12, 2011

New Jersey Devils 

1a. NHL hockey club that has been based in the state of New Jersey, USA since its acquisition and move there in 1982. Originally the Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976) and later the Colorado Rockies (1976-1982).

b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
neveajerfioejasiofjweioawftqurdgy rfserafgyuhuts, Rockies, or Devils until 1987 (the first season after the hiring of still-acting General Manager Lou Lamoriello) the team is noted for their success since that time, winning three Stanley Cup Championships (1995, 1999-'00, and 2003-'04) and boasting a thirteen year playoff appearance streak (1996-'97 to 2010-'11).
Can you believe how many times Lou Lamoriello has led the New Jersey Devils to the playoffs?

New Jersey Shocker

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

New Jersey Shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink
Yo, my bitch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker
New Jersey Shocker by TyroneNazT October 29, 2004