Ass Missles 

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

Ass Missles by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

Ass Dandruff 

Visible accumulated refuse like dead skin and taint hair which is found on public toilet seats.

"We need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in piss and covered in ass dandruff."

Ass Dandruff by HiDef August 2, 2012

Ass apple 

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

Ass apple by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

ass fucking 

fucking somebody in the asshole

(Tod) You need a good ass fucking bae.

(Britney) Oh my goodness!

ass fucking by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

ass jabber 

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity

Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms

ass jabber by jolly roger April 26, 2004

ass burglar 

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

ass burglar by b-randon September 11, 2003

ass master 

(slang) One who is master of all things ass-related.

My boss is being such an ass master today!

ass master by Robert Turner January 29, 2003