Definitions by HiDef

Ass Dandruff 

Visible accumulated refuse like dead skin and taint hair which is found on public toilet seats.

"We need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in piss and covered in ass dandruff."

Ass Dandruff by HiDef August 2, 2012

wave a dead chicken 

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.

i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.

wave a dead chicken by hidef March 29, 2004

putting lipstick on a donkey 

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

putting lipstick on a donkey by hidef March 29, 2004