Borderline retarded 

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

Borderline retarded by Spider647 October 25, 2023

Aaron Retard Moment 

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

Aaron Retard Moment by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

semen retarded 

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).

He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/

semen retarded by shubotheguy November 13, 2023

Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

Double retard by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023

Multi-retard 

Someone with too many disabilities to count.

Multi-retard

Multi-retard by CCCracker November 30, 2023

Dumbass retard 

You

You dumbass retard

Dumbass retard by DasRetard December 5, 2023

Psychologically retarded 

Cameron r davis

Cameron Davis is psychologically retarded

Psychologically retarded by Badgirl24 December 9, 2023