Carpet Fart

When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release

Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)

Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck

Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya

by CarpetFarter June 5, 2009

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Charley fart

Flatulence accompanied by a painful cramping of the anus, lasting for several seconds.

My ass is still store from that charley fart this morning. I can barely shit.

by jm2011 February 23, 2014

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Exclaimation Fart

When a person, either on accident or intentionally, farts after stating an important fact or upon completing a speech!

Upon completing his speech, he accidentally added an exclaimation fart!

by 123Lunatic November 28, 2013

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Fart Gas

An ungodly gas that comes out of the Devil's Asshole in video games (i.e. Silent Hill, Beyond Two Souls...)

Push the fart gas into my head!

by KatKnipp May 14, 2015

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Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

by turnitloose July 11, 2016

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