fail at life 

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!

fail at life by anonymous March 20, 2005

angel life 

While you are playing COD4 "Call of Duty 4" online and one of your friends is at your house you and you switch off controllers after a player dies. An "angel life" is when you take an extra life after you die so you get another turn before you pass the controller.

"Hey Joe, I'm going to take an 'angel life' because I'm on killing streaks.

angel life by Bridell April 20, 2008

Perfect Life 

Someone who has no reason to complain about their life.

I went to school with identical triplets named Allison,McKenna,and Zoey. Almost everyone considered them the most beautiful girls in school. They were cheerleaders. They were very,very well-liked. They all made straight A's and in all A.P. classes. A far as I knew they were rich (my god you should have seen the car the got picked up in) ,and had an amazing family. Those girls always had a smile on their face. So yeah,I guess you could say they had a perfect life. XDD

Perfect Life by ew go away. January 17, 2010

still life

Art of inanimate objects such as fruit, glassware, flowers and so on. Usually traditional art but also digital art, photographs and more. One of the most common compositions is a basket of fruit.

Person 1: What do they call art with non-living stuff that's just standing around?
Person 2: I think you're thinking of Still Life-art.

still life by FwooshEye November 28, 2012

Normal Life 

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.

Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.

Normal Life by Pialinist August 13, 2020

get behind your life 

take responsibility for your situation and what you gotta do about it.

Shmo: Oh man, I want to be a chalk artist but me ma wants me to be an accountant!
Ryan: Dude! Get behind your life!

get behind your life by stickyo December 25, 2005

Cancer of Life 

Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:

Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed

Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate

Cancer, Cunt, Bastard, Cancer of life

Cancer of Life by Barndoor April 2, 2010