3 definitions by Barndoor
Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
by Barndoor March 6, 2016
Mike: "Hey Al, get in here now, that prick Harvey from So Solid shit is acting a twat on The Match"
Alan: "What a Blackstard!"
Alan: "What a Blackstard!"
by Barndoor October 17, 2006
Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
by Barndoor April 2, 2010