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red eye surprise 

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
red eye surprise by bt February 27, 2003
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Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

Eye five 

the look you get from a fellow bro when you are seen with a broad you are about to score with. The look is a congratulatory glance, yet not so obvious as to just high-five right in front of the girl and potentially blow the hookup.
Joe saw us walking together and totally threw me an eye five. He knew what was up.
Eye five by THE Vegas Kid January 4, 2010

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them
double eye winkey by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
The hole in your arse between your cheeks. Also known as an arsehole
Jane loved it when I shagged her poo eye.
poo eye by Sick Matto June 22, 2005

roaming eyes 

Men who are always looking at woman, any woman trying to get attention.
His roaming eyes make him a bad choice for a boyfriend.
roaming eyes by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006