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John Kerry 

somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?
owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!
John Kerry by Boekenoogen August 18, 2006
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John Robert Bell 

A man who discusses bad things, and addresses the horrible people in the world. made by @k1ttyc0r4 on tiktok.
"John Robert Bell id do good at debate, and arguing! I wonder how he gets his points!"
John Robert Bell by k1ttyc0r4 October 14, 2020
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John the Baptist 

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.
Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

John Wayne 

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does
Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!
John Wayne by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.
Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.
John-boat by Southern Belle 09 April 2, 2009

John Henry Thompson 

1. Marijuana in its baggied form.

2. A marijuana cigerette
"Hey buddy, dont be taking too long on that John Henry Thompson"

john patterson 

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")
i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.
john patterson by DD's December 11, 2009