These mashed potatoes are so creamy. 

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

These mashed potatoes are so creamy. by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011

Mouse Potatoe 

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.

Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.

Mouse Potatoe by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

small potatoes 

Something that is of small importance or is little.

From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind

small potatoes by Jason12 October 5, 2006

Potatoe 

A word that can be a response to anything.

"Are you Republican or Democrat?"
"Potatoe!"

Potatoe by Yogurtland April 6, 2015

pootato 

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

pootato by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

potatoes farmed 

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

potatoes farmed by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

potatolicious 

A noun or verb. 1. A potato that is very delicious. 2. Something that is very potatoey. 3. Something amazing.

1. He is very potatolicious.
2. The taco was very potatolicious.
3. 'Potatolicious dude!' He told his friend after the friend burped.

potatolicious by PotatoliciousChick December 2, 2010